We know what we did last summer.

Unfortunately, nothing quite as cool as this.

A LOT more like this.

But it was still a fair summer worthy of, oh, wait, old nan wants to

“Oh, my sour pale old man, what do you know of summer movies? Movies are for the winter, my little lord – shiite, you ain’t a lord –  when the snows fall a hundred feet deep. Movies are for the long night, when the sun hides its face for years at a time, and little children are born and live and die all in darkness. That is the time for movies, little lord – I know you ain’t a lord, but the word just keeps slipping out – when the white walkers move through the woods. Thousands of years ago, there came a night that lasted a generation. Kings froze to death in their castles, same as the shepherds in their huts. I watched all the Netflix Marvel series and women smothered their babies rather than see them starve, and wept, and felt the tears freeze on their cheeks. Daredevil’s the best one, right?”.

Thanks nan, you’re a gift that just keeps on giving.

And all the Netflix Marvel series have been quite good. Well, except the first Iron Fist, which

Right, right, good reminder grim looking dude!

Ahem, I am here to tell y’all that

Nan, I like your horrible, trauma inducing stories as much as the next guy, but just

Okay, we have videos, new ones, new formats, just new new new! Except for the part where I mumble like a zombie on Xanax and Teo looks cool and makes sense, that part did not change. Aight, let’s do this!

 

Not that, you creepy…

No, I didn’t. I definitely did not say you were creepy. To be honest, I am a little hurt that you would think that I was capable of saying a thing like that about you. You do know I am your number one fan, right? Right?

 

 

 

 

Jeez, you so creepy but I like you like dat.

No! Categorically, no. You stop that. I did not call you creepy, you misheard me, and that’s that!

And what is ”knowledge” anyway?

 

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